Best Deadpool Quotes
- Best Deadpool Quotes
- 1. Your right leg is Thanksgiving...
- 2. I do not hate everything...
- 3. rhymes with 'pullverine...
- 4. I had another Liam Neeson nightmare.
- 5. WAIT! You may be wondering why the red suit.
- 6. Wow, this is such a big house...
- 7. You don’t need to be a superhero
- 8. Today was about...
- 9. Do you have an off switch?
- 10. Life is an endless...
Deadpool is a 2016 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics character of the same name, distributed by 20th Century Fox. It is the eighth installment of the X-Men film series. The film was directed by Tim Miller from a screenplay by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, and stars Ryan Reynolds in the title role alongside Morena Baccarin, Ed Skrein, T. J. Miller, Gina Carano, Leslie Uggams, Brianna Hildebrand, and Stefan Kapičić. In Deadpool, Wade Wilson hunts the man who gave him mutant abilities, but also a scarred physical appearance, as the antihero Deadpool.
I do not hate everything...
I do not hate everything about the world. Just every show they've ever put on after 'Friends'.
rhymes with 'pullverine...
You're probably thinking "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with 'pullverine.'”
I had another Liam Neeson nightmare.
I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. They made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent.
WAIT! You may be wondering why the red suit.
WAIT! You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that's so bad guys don't see me bleed. [Points at a thug on the left] This guy's got the right idea... He wore the brown pants!
Wow, this is such a big house...
Wow, this is such a big house, but I only ever see the two of you here. It's like the studio didn't have enough money for any more X-Men.
You don’t need to be a superhero
You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girl, the right girl will bring out the hero in you.
Do you have an off switch?
Ajax: “Do you have an off switch?” Deadpool: “It’s right next to the prostate, or is that the on switch?”
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