Best Deadpool Quotes

Deadpool is a 2016 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics character of the same name, distributed by 20th Century Fox. It is the eighth installment of the X-Men film series. The film was directed by Tim Miller from a screenplay by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, and stars Ryan Reynolds in the title role alongside Morena Baccarin, Ed Skrein, T. J. Miller, Gina Carano, Leslie Uggams, Brianna Hildebrand, and Stefan Kapičić. In Deadpool, Wade Wilson hunts the man who gave him mutant abilities, but also a scarred physical appearance, as the antihero Deadpool.

1

Your right leg is Thanksgiving...

Your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas. Can I come and visit you between the holidays?

2

I do not hate everything...

I do not hate everything about the world. Just every show they've ever put on after 'Friends'.

3

rhymes with 'pullverine...

You're probably thinking "Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie"? I can't tell you his name, but it rhymes with 'pullverine.'”

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I had another Liam Neeson nightmare.

I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn't having it. They made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he's just a bad parent.

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Wow, this is such a big house...

Wow, this is such a big house, but I only ever see the two of you here. It's like the studio didn't have enough money for any more X-Men.

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You don’t need to be a superhero

You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girl, the right girl will bring out the hero in you.

7

Today was about...

Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.

8

Do you have an off switch?

Ajax: “Do you have an off switch?” Deadpool: “It’s right next to the prostate, or is that the on switch?”

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WAIT! You may be wondering why the red suit.

WAIT! You may be wondering why the red suit. Well, that's so bad guys don't see me bleed. [Points at a thug on the left] This guy's got the right idea... He wore the brown pants!

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Life is an endless...

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.