Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi!
You can't just leave me here, Mother! You can't just leave me here, alone, in this abyss,...
Five minutes of marriage doesn't give you the right to make decisions about my son.
Stop being dramatic! You're just inventing all of this. You're making shit up because you're...
