Best Insults Ever

Life without bad words is not a proper life, right? Sometimes the person in front of us is so annoying that some good insults are a must. They vary from the most basic one to those that sound almost appropriate yet deliver the insult properly. The mastery of verbal slaps in the face has grown a lot and we are now offering you the opportunity to determine the best insults ever. Look through the chart and pick the one that sounds the best to you, then vote for it. Post a comment describing your passion for that particular phrase and give advice to the others!

1
You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
2
Dumbass.
3
You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

im in a roast battle and I'mma use that

4
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
5
You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
6
Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
7
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.

ha

8
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.

oof, imma use that

WOOOOO

WOOOOO

9
You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

????????????????????????????????????That's hilarious!!!

????????????????????????????????????That's hilarious!!!

10
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a smarter comeback than what you just said.
11
Your so ugly when you popped out the doctor said aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it

Oh my god

Pfff ha ha ha!

Pfff ha ha ha!

12
We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

hahahaha

ima use this one on my jackass ex

ima use this one on my jackass ex

13
You were picking up trash yesterday but you forgot to pick up one thing: your skills
14
The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.
15
You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit.
16
Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.

Shit

Shit

Shit

17
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
18
You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance.
19
Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?
20
(Phone ringing)... Excuse me it's your village, they want their idiot back
21
Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example
22
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are KFC.
23
Your mamma so fat she has to wear 2 watches because she covers two time zones.
24
I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.

XD, This made my day

25
Please, I could remove 90% of your 'beauty' with a tissue
26
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
27
When you were born, the police arrested your dad, the doctor slapped your mom, animal control euthanized your brother, and A&E made a documentary that saved your life.
28
Why don't you check up on eBay and see if they have a life for sale.
29
Do you still love nature....despite what it did to you?
30
With a face like yours, I wish I was blind.
31
I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
32
Here's 20 cents, call all your friends and give me back the change.
33
Stop eating that pig! That's cannibalism!
34
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake a sleeping bag.
35
Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?