Best Insults Ever
- Best Insults Ever
- 1. You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
- 2. Dumbass.
- 3. You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
- 4. Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
- 5. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
- 6. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
- 7. If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
- 8. You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
- 9. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a smarter comeback than what you just said.
- 10. Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
Life without bad words is not a proper life, right? Sometimes the person in front of us is so annoying that some good insults are a must. They vary from the most basic one to those that sound almost appropriate yet deliver the insult properly. The mastery of verbal slaps in the face has grown a lot and we are now offering you the opportunity to determine the best insults ever. Look through the chart and pick the one that sounds the best to you, then vote for it. Post a comment describing your passion for that particular phrase and give advice to the others!
im in a roast battle and I'mma use that
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its better than bumd ass
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oof, imma use that
- 13
WOOOOO
- 7
WOOOOO
- 3
Oh my god
- 17
get roasted bitchhhhhhhhhhhhh
- 4
Pfff ha ha ha!
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hahahaha
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ima use this one on my jackass ex
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ima use this one on my jackass ex
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XD, This made my day
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