Best Insults Ever

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Best Insults Ever

Life without bad words is not a proper life, right? Sometimes the person in front of us is so annoying that some good insults are a must. They vary from the most basic one to those that sound almost appropriate yet deliver the insult properly. The mastery of verbal slaps in the face has grown a lot and we are now offering you the opportunity to determine the best insults ever. Look through the chart and pick the one that sounds the best to you, then vote for it. Post a comment describing your passion for that particular phrase and give advice to the others!

You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.

You that you're insulting, You have an entire day to be an idiot. Why not take today off?

sdffszD

You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

im in a roast battle and I'mma use that

I just pity you. Be insulting oh, well-done. If you're a male, I hope your wife brings a date to your funeral but If you're a female, I hope you're husband brings a date to your funeral.

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

I bet if a friend asks about you, your mama is going to change the topic.

Dumbass.

I will say you are as dumb as a rock but at least a rock can hold a door open

I will say you are as dumb as a rock but at least a rock can hold a door open

You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.

its better than bumd ass

I said this to my friend and she started crying and screaming. We havent spoken in 10 years because of this.

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.

Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.

You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

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I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a smarter comeback than what you just said.

Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.

oof, imma use that

WOOOOO

The only positive thing about you is your HIV status.

Your so ugly when you popped out the doctor said aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it

Oh my god

get roasted bitchhhhhhhhhhhhh

Pfff ha ha ha!

You were picking up trash yesterday but you forgot to pick up one thing: your skills

We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

hahahaha

ima use this one on my jackass ex

Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down.

Shit

Shit

When you were born, the police arrested your dad, the doctor slapped your mom, animal control euthanized your brother, and A&E made a documentary that saved your life.