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Say "Hi this is Jenny from 31 Flavors, if you can name 31 Flavors in 31 seconds you can win 31 thousand dollars, ready go!!" super fast and peppy.
2
Is Mister Wall there? No. How about Misses Wall? No. Then what's holding up your ceiling?
3
Why did you hang up on me?
4
Ask if they will confirm their order of exotic Mexican dancers for a bachelor party.
5
Claim you are doing a survey and then ask random and hilarious questions.
6
Where do babies come from?
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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Well you better go and catch it.
8
Say "You are the weakest link" and hang up.
9
Hmm, yes I ordered a pizza an hour ago and I want to know when it's coming.
10
Ask for some random person and then hang up when you are told you have the wrong number. Call back later with a disguised accent, and say you're [insert name used earlier] and ask if there are any messages for you.
11
Call McDonald's and say "Hi I'm stuck in one of your toilets and need help getting out because I'm a paraplegic" then yell "HURRY UP MY CHEESEBURGER IS GOING COLD"
12
Hi it's Stacy from fat zap would you like me to zap your fat away? Do you have any questions on this process?
13
Hi this is Radio Disney, you just won 3 tickets to see One Direction Live at (insert Stadium). You just need to answer this survey in order to win. Are you ready to start? [Hang up]
14
Use a real bad Chinese accent and say "we sell egg rolls! $20 for one egg roll! Egg rolls! egg rolls! You buy egg roll or we hunt you down!"
15
Call a hotel in Hawaii with bad ratings and ask questions about their rooms, like how many they have and the types of beds and stuff.
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Did I leave my clothes in your bedroom?
17
Call up an elderly lady pretending to be the local supermarket and try to sell some cheese. While selling cheese ask when she will come and collect the diapers she ordered because you're concerned about her bladder problem. Then sell cheese again.
18
Hey, it's Jennifer. I left my super duper maxi pads at your house. If you could return them, that would be great. I have major leakage. Thanks.
19
Call a beauty salon and ask "can I buy 2 crates of lipstick because I want to smother it all over my lips" and say, "uggh", you know, like," uggh!" then see if they really try to sell you some.
20
Call Petsmart in the reptiles section and quietly say, 'I like turtles' and hang up.
21
Ask for their gender then say "my computer says no."
22
Call a pizza shop and ask if they have any dog pizza.
23
Call McDonald's and order food from Burger King
24
Call McDonald's and ask "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
25
Call a random guy and say "children in the back seat cause accidents! Accidents in the back seat cause children!" then hang up.
26
Call a random number and start singing happy birthday!
27
Say 'I can't hear you' until they hang up.
28
You need to go to Safeway to buy ingredients for a better life. By the way, I'm going there right now; would you like me to pick some up for you?
29
Call McDonald's and ask for a Sad Meal.
30
Call a pizza shop and when they answer, say, "your pizza burned the tongue right off my daughter, you jerk you better pay for a new one!" and hang up.
31
Call a random person then say "did you order any (random food)?"
32
Call a random number and pretend you are Siri
33
Call Petsmart and when they answer, say 'Hear me roar like a mountain lion!', then try to to it.
34
Call a business and start screaming in a horrible accent, "I've came here 20 times and manager told me that I could get coupon and I didn't get coupon and I have such sad life and whyyyyy!" (sob sob)
35
Call a restaurant that does not serve American food and file a complaint because they do not serve American food