Most Random Sentences

Surfing the Internet, you can come across various funny sentences. As a rule, it is the combination of two statements that cannot be logically united. We cannot state what is the primary source of such thoughts, we just can show you the brightest examples of such masterpieces. Be ready to get acquainted with an extraordinary rank that comprises the top funny sentences. We should admit that it is not reasonable to reveal their main idea as we suppose it doesn’t exist. This list will bring you joy and positive emotions. Can you realize the meaning of such phrase: “A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt.”? Of course, you can try, but there is no need. Thanks to this rank you will say “I am so blue I'm greener than purple” when you are in a bad mood. Hope we brought a piece of positive to your routine.

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I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
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I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer
3
Llamas eat sexy paper clips
4
Banana error.
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What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing?
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Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow
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Look, a distraction!
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The sparkly lamp ate a pillow then punched Larry.
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My favorite color in the alphabet dictionary is a triangular obi-wan-kanobi who likes the color square on a scale of nutella to 16 1/4, plus 2 yodas.
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"Buy some soap! It's clean!" the cat on the TV said.
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A Zebra licked a DVD
12
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate
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Oh no, you're one of THEM!!!!
14
There's a purple mushroom in my backyard, screaming Taco's!
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My Apple looks like a blue unicorn with 234534 little magical doughnuts that got eaten by a highly trained military llama.
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On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.
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I objectify orangutan mafia blue.
18
What in the name of singing alligators...?
19
Screw world peace, I want a pony
20
I mean, Tree!
21
Hi, that duck over there!
22
A fuzzy snake ate the clouds
23
3 homophobic gay guys walked in church and yelled "rub my tummy"!
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Thank you for noticing this list, your noticing has been noticed
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Cheese grader shaved my butt skin off
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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
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A hotdog on a bridge
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My nose is a communist.
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Metallica ate a hairy garilla with purple nipples then swaped a red tyre with a fire breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast
30
Marry Poppins killed a shopping trolley.
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A cherry is also a red bullfrog!
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A blonde pony ate a shiny shoe and then punched dale
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The cheese grater is in the way!
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Don't tell anybody, but I'm dead.
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My world is where everybody is a pony and we all eat rainbows and poop butterflies