Most Random Sentences

Surfing the Internet, you can come across various funny sentences. As a rule, it is the combination of two statements that cannot be logically united. We cannot state what is the primary source of such thoughts, we just can show you the brightest examples of such masterpieces. Be ready to get acquainted with an extraordinary rank that comprises the top funny sentences. We should admit that it is not reasonable to reveal their main idea as we suppose it doesn’t exist. This list will bring you joy and positive emotions. Can you realize the meaning of such phrase: “A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt.”? Of course, you can try, but there is no need. Thanks to this rank you will say “I am so blue I'm greener than purple” when you are in a bad mood. Hope we brought a piece of positive to your routine.

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I am so blue I'm greener than purple.
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I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer
3
Banana error.
4
Llamas eat sexy paper clips
5
Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow
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What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing?
7
A Zebra licked a DVD
8
What in the name of singing alligators...?
9
Look, a distraction!
10
The sparkly lamp ate a pillow then punched Larry.
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Screw world peace, I want a pony
12
Don't tell anybody, but I'm dead.
13
"Buy some soap! It's clean!" the cat on the TV said.
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My favorite color in the alphabet dictionary is a triangular obi-wan-kanobi who likes the color square on a scale of nutella to 16 1/4, plus 2 yodas.
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Marry Poppins killed a shopping trolley.
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My nose is a communist.
17
On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.
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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate
19
I objectify orangutan mafia blue.
20
My Apple looks like a blue unicorn with 234534 little magical doughnuts that got eaten by a highly trained military llama.
21
There's a purple mushroom in my backyard, screaming Taco's!
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Oh no, you're one of THEM!!!!
23
Metallica ate a hairy garilla with purple nipples then swaped a red tyre with a fire breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast
24
A hotdog on a bridge
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Hi, that duck over there!
26
I mean, Tree!
27
3 homophobic gay guys walked in church and yelled "rub my tummy"!
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Thank you for noticing this list, your noticing has been noticed
29
If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
30
Cheese grader shaved my butt skin off
31
A fuzzy snake ate the clouds
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My world is where everybody is a pony and we all eat rainbows and poop butterflies
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A cherry is also a red bullfrog!
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A blonde pony ate a shiny shoe and then punched dale
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The cheese grater is in the way!