Most Random Sentences

Surfing the Internet, you can come across various funny sentences. As a rule, it is the combination of two statements that cannot be logically united. We cannot state what is the primary source of such thoughts, we just can show you the brightest examples of such masterpieces. Be ready to get acquainted with an extraordinary rank that comprises the top funny sentences. We should admit that it is not reasonable to reveal their main idea as we suppose it doesn’t exist. This list will bring you joy and positive emotions. Can you realize the meaning of such phrase: “A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt.”? Of course, you can try, but there is no need. Thanks to this rank you will say “I am so blue I'm greener than purple” when you are in a bad mood. Hope we brought a piece of positive to your routine.

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I am so blue I'm greener than purple.

i forgot to feed my car and went to the hospital to get new computers for my goldfish to slurp and have babies with and then i had to go to the bathroom to water my house

2
My favorite color in the alphabet dictionary is a triangular obi-wan-kanobi who likes the color square on a scale of nutella to 16 1/4, plus 2 yodas.

YAY!

3
Everyday a grape licks a friendly cow
4
On a scale from one to ten what is your favourite colour of the alphabet.
5
I stepped on a Corn Flake, now I'm a Cereal Killer

Nice

6
Banana error.
7
If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

this is really random, obviously, and i think it is good for this website page. i will not be giving out my real name for simple security reasons that also apply to my email

LOL THATS FUNNY

LOL THATS FUNNY

8
Llamas eat sexy paper clips
9
What in the name of singing alligators...?
10
What do you think about the magical yellow unicorn who dances on the rainbow with a spoonful of blue cheese dressing?
11
Look, a distraction!
12
The sparkly lamp ate a pillow then punched Larry.
13
A Zebra licked a DVD
14
Cheese grader shaved my butt skin off
15
Don't tell anybody, but I'm dead.
16
When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate

this is funny

17
My world is where everybody is a pony and we all eat rainbows and poop butterflies

this is horton hears a who you plagarizer

18
My Apple looks like a blue unicorn with 234534 little magical doughnuts that got eaten by a highly trained military llama.
19
There's a purple mushroom in my backyard, screaming Taco's!
20
I mean, Tree!
21
Metallica ate a hairy garilla with purple nipples then swaped a red tyre with a fire breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast
22
My nose is a communist.
23
Screw world peace, I want a pony
24
A blonde pony ate a shiny shoe and then punched dale
25
Hi, that duck over there!
26
The cheese grater is in the way!
27
A fuzzy snake ate the clouds
28
3 homophobic gay guys walked in church and yelled "rub my tummy"!
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Thank you for noticing this list, your noticing has been noticed
30
I objectify orangutan mafia blue.
31
Marry Poppins killed a shopping trolley.
32
A hotdog on a bridge
33
Oh no, you're one of THEM!!!!
34
"Buy some soap! It's clean!" the cat on the TV said.
35
A cherry is also a red bullfrog!