Best Michael Scott Quotes

In the paper wholesale company Dunder Mifflin there is the daily bureaucracy. Sales manager Michael Scott considers himself a fun entertainer and the best boss in the world. The pedantic nerd Dwight Schrute, who picks up Michael's post, takes care of further Egokenknmpfe. The colorful office team includes among others: the talented Jim Halpert (John Krasinski), the shy secretary Pam Beesly (Jenna Fischer), the overmotivated Ryan Howard (B.J. Novak), and later regional manager Andy Bernard (Ed Helms) and the ambitious career woman Karen Filippelli (Rashida Jones). Together they sabotage the boredom and workload of everyday life, which sinks into happy chaos. Steve Carell (Virgo (40), male looking ...) shines as a dubious US Stromberg. The grandiose Sitcom rapidly developed into a mega-hit and Hollywood's top directors pulled themselves around the post. Thus, Joss Whedon (The Avengers), J.J. Abrams (Star Wars - Episode VII) and Paul Feig (bridal alarm) the office to the hustle and bustle of adventure.

1

Why do I like Hooters?

"Why do I like Hooters? Well, I will give you two reasons: the boobs and the hot wings."

2

I consider Oscar a friend

"You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded and I consider Oscar a friend."

3

You sick bastard

"The diabetes award goes to Stanley Hudson. Come on up here, you sick bastard."

4

I sit on your lap

"I don't sit on your lap because it's comfortable. I sit on your lap, because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt."

5

Thank you Dateline!

"Yeah, I'm trying to lure these kids into my booth, but kids are very wary about being lured these days. Thank you Dateline!"

6

It was a weird day

"It was a weird day. I accidentally cross-dressed."

7

And then suddenly...

"You were nothing but great to your hoe and you told her that she was the only hoe for you, that she was better than all the other hoes in the world. And then suddenly...she's not yo' hoe no mo'."

8

My Indian culture seminar was going great

"My Indian culture seminar was going great, until Toby decided that he was too immature to deal with culturally explicit images. It's just sex, people! Everybody does it! I'm doing it with Carol...probably tonight!"

9

We have a day honoring Martin Luther King

"I don't understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here."

10

I did not know you were wearing a hearing aid

"I'm very sorry, I did not know you were wearing a hearing aid. I thought you were just speaking abnormally."