Top 10 Best Rick and Morty Quotes
- Top 10 Best Rick and Morty Quotes
- 1. Rick's View on Love
- 2. Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere.
- 3. I mean, it’s not like he’s a hot girl.
- 4. Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die
- 5. Come on Morty. Please Morty. You have to do it, Morty.
- 6. Yo! What up my Glip Glops?!
- 7. Weddings ( Rick and Morty )
- 8. I mean, why would a Pop-Tart want to live inside a toaster, Rick?
- 9. Just Killed My Family
- 10. What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty?
Rick Sanchez is an alcoholic scientific genius who has moved in with the family of his daughter Beth, who is a veterinarian and equine cardiac surgeon. He splits his time between developing arcane projects and taking his teenage grandson Morty (and, with increasing occurrence, his older teenage granddaughter Summer) on dangerous and surreal adventures throughout the multiverse. Compounded with preexisting tensions within the family, these events cause the sensitive Morty much distress at home and school. Best Rick Sanchez quotes in this list.
Rick's View on Love
Rick: “Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage.”
Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere.
Morty: “Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die. Come watch TV.”
Rick: “Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you but what people call “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science”
Rick: “Weddings are basically funerals with cake.”
Rick “All right, all right, cool it! I see what’s happening here. You’re both young, you’re both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa’s favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen—I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa’s concerned, you’re both pieces of shit! Yeah. I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.
Rick: “What about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty? The answer is: Don’t think about it.”
I mean, it’s not like he’s a hot girl.
Beth: “How could you make my son miss an entire semester of school? I mean, it’s not like he’s a hot girl. He can’t just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else’s.”
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die
Morty: That, out there, that's my grave.
Summer: Wait, what?
Morty: On one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the whole world, so we bailed on that reality and we came to this one, because in this one, the world wasn't destroyed and in this one, we were dead. So we came here, a- a- and we buried ourselves and we took their place. And every morning, Summer, I eat breakfast twenty yards away from my own rotting corpse.
Summer: So you're not my brother?
Morty: I'm better than your brother. I'm a version of your brother you can trust when he says "Don't run." Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.
Come on Morty. Please Morty. You have to do it, Morty.
Rick: We’re gonna have to go through interdimensional customs. Sooo you’re gonna have to do me a real solid.
Morty: Uh oh.
Rick: When we get to customs, I’m gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom and I’m gonna need you to put ’em wayyyyy up inside your butthole.
Morty: My butt?
Rick: Put ’em wayyy up inside there, as far as they can go.
Morty: Oh jeez Rick. I really don’t want to have to do that.
Rick: Well, someone’s got to do it, Morty. These seeds aren’t gonna get through customs unless they are in someone’s rectum, Morty.
Rick: They’ll fall right out of mine. I’ve done this too many time, Morty. You’re young, you have your whole life ahead of you. And your anal cavity is still taut yet malleable. You gotta do it for grandpa, Morty. You gotta put these seeds inside your butt.
Morty: My butt?
Rick: Come on Morty. Please Morty. You have to do it, Morty.
Morty: Oh man…
Yo! What up my Glip Glops?!
Summer: What do you mean you’re having a party? Are some Glip-Glops from the third dimension going to come over and play cards or something? Rick: “Glip Glop?” You’re lucky a Traflorkian doesn’t hear you say that. Summer: Is that like their N-word? Rick: It’s like the N-word and the C-word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.
I mean, why would a Pop-Tart want to live inside a toaster, Rick?
Morty: "I mean, why would a Pop-Tart want to live inside a toaster, Rick? I mean, that would be like the scariest place for them to live. You know what I mean?"
Rick: "You're missing the point Morty. Why would he drive a smaller toaster with wheels? I mean, does your car look like a smaller version of your house? No."
Just Killed My Family
Morty: “I just killed my family! I don’t care who they were!”
Rick: “I dunno, some people would pay top dollar for that kind of breakthrough.”